Coldplay, Beyoncé, Bruno Mars combine for Super Bowl halftime blowout

OK, sure,Coldplay was pretty bad.

At the Super Bowl halftime show, Chris Martin’s opening coos from 16-year-old smash single “Yellow” presented a punchless band here to play atmospheric curator for pop titans Beyonc and Bruno Mars. The band begun inearnest with 2008’s “Viva La Vida,” a U2-inspired arena ballad with a gooey center but the kind of payoff that needs fireworks to lift.

Good thing they brought colorful violins, adorable children, psychedelic pomp, and almost enough “whoa” chants for stadium catharsis. A yellow-outfitted marching band twisted. Then about 30 seconds each from singles “Paradise” and “Adventure of a Lifetime.”

If you were on drugs and at Coachella, you’d almost be inspired.

From there, pop lothario Bruno Mars turned out “Uptown Funk,” the 2015 smash hit built for earbud-fueled Gold’s Gym sessions. Dressed in gold chains and black Nikes, he was the young and hip portion of the show.

And then Beyonc incinerated Levi’s Stadium with scorching choreography andNew Orleans-inspired brass. She was a late addition to the billsurely here in part to promo new single “Formation” and immediately announce a tourbut she dusted off the previous herbs and showed why she runs the world.

But all zany cram sessions from unrelated acts require a Glee-level mashup finale. Mars and Bey danced off. Snippets from “Crazy In Love” were piped in. Martin slid back into the fold to assist on “Uptown Funk” like a hip dad singing along in the Honda Odyssey.

Since this is Super Bowl 50, Coldplay’s vague “Fix You” served as montage music. But about the only thing that the forced nostalgia inspired were millions of American restroom breaks.

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