Everyone’s Super Pissed At This Rich Dude’s Description Of His Daily Routine

We need to highlight this Balthazar Getty interview from British newspaper The Sunday Timesbecause it dedicates a whole new meaning to the word douchebaggery.

For context, this guy is a member of one of the worlds richest families.

He dabbles in acting, music and being a well-rounded doucher.

Heres the profile piece 😛 TAGEND

Heres what Getty had to say about himself:

Some people are gonna dislike me for this, but I never wake up before 11. My wife is the early bird, so she sorts the kids out in the morning and I do the evening.


He has three kids. I hope douche isnt hereditary.

I have the same breakfast every day, brought to me in my bed by my maid.


Getty has oatmeal and berries, a hard-boiled egg with wheat toast and a cup of tea with Chinese herbs. True story. But, Getty tells, dont ask me whats in it, because no one else is allowed to have his secret douche formula.

It might sound silly, but Ive got a six-stage procedure for my is confronted with toners, exfoliators and serums I het from Dr. Lancer in Beverley Hills[ Kim Kardashians skin specialist]


Youre right, Getty, that does sound silly.

Does money make you happy? The only people who say it doesnt are rich peoplethey want it to be a secret.


Just stop please.

Ill watch an hour or two of news on CNN or the BBC, then get off on one of my motorbikes.


Im out.

People on Twitter are as angry and confused as I am.

I cant.

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