Gunter Grass:’ When the time comes, we will rest on leaves’

An exclusive extract from the Nobel prize-winning authors final run describes how he and his wife imagined their farewell

At long last, having discussed our joint project many times, testing and repudiating various ideas at the kitchen table, we had reached a decision; the master carpenter Ernst Adomait sat across from us. The dialogue began over tea and cakes, hesitantly at first, but soon underway.

Adomait has worked for us for years. Hes built standing desks and bookcases, and various smaller items for my wife. We told him what we wanted, never defining it as our last will and testament. After appearing through the French window into the summery, windless garden, he agreed to take the job and construct the boxes. He suggested they be measured separately for duration and width, and we agreed. He had no objection to our request for two different timbers: pine for my wife, birch for me. The boxes would be of equal depth, but hers would be two metres 10 long and mine two metres. My box would be five centimetres wider, to match my shoulders.

When I said not tapered towards the foot, which was once criterion and may still be customary, he nodded in agreement.

I mentioned Wild West movies in the course of which this sort of plain carpentry grew in demand. My sketch on a newspaper napkin proved unnecessary; the idea was clear enough. The boxes would be finished by autumn. We assured him we were in no hurry, but laced the conversation with clues about our combined age.

The style of the handles was still under discussion. I wanted something in wood. My spouse preferred strong linen straps. In any case, there would be four on both sides, to match the number of our children. The way the boxes would be sealed was left open for the time being. The dialogue was down-to-earth at first, and is dealing with practical details, but soon turned almost cheerful. When I suggested setting the lids loosely on top after all, the weight of the earth will hold them in place or fastening them down with carpenters glue, Adomait permitted himself a promptly fading smile, then proclaimed pine and birch dowels more suitable.

A costly technique, he cautioned. Alternatively, screwings could be inserted in carefully drilled holes. I preferred hammering in old-fashioned fingernails with solemnly echoing jolts at a devoted signal. In the postwar years, I often put up gravestones in graveyards while working as a stonemason, and once made a deal with a gravedigger: five Lucky Strikes for a good dozen hand-forged coffin nails; subsequently, much subsequently, they seemed as rusty assemblages in depicts, lying this way and that, a few crooked, each with its own shape. And every nail had a narrative to tell from its past. Sometimes I added dead beetles lying on their backs, and bones large and small. In one describe, fingernails and rope hinted at a demise only humans could devise. Soft pencil, hard-line pen and ink depicts, all of them still lifes, a few found buyers intrigued by their cryptic nature.

Adomait seemed to follow my digressions more out of politeness than interest. Then we chatted about current affairs: the ludicrous rise in the price of petrol, the uncertain summer climate, the now-familiar bankruptcies. I defined a bottle of mirabelle plum brandy beside the empty teapot and what remained of the cakes. Just a small glass, said the master carpenter, who still had to drive home in his truck.

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By the time Adomait left, marriage decided on wooden dowels and rough linen manages on each side of the boxes. We can count on him, my spouse said. He has always delivered on time. The interior decoration of the boxes hadnt come up that afternoon, since it didnt involve carpentry. The only thing we were sure of was that padded upholstery, cotton or down, was out of the question. That sort of expenditure might be customary in commercial coffins, but we werent looking for comfort.

It was only at breakfast, after my usual complaint that my mattress was too hard, and when the dishes had been removed and the tabletop was bare, that an idea came to me, somewhat vaguely at first, but soon presuming a clearer shape. I suggested that after the obligatory washing of our lifeless bodies, we be laid to rest on a bed of foliages, then covered with more leaves by our daughters and sons, utilizing whatever Nature offered, according to the season. In springtime, budding foliages would cover us; in summer, fruit trees cherry, apple, pears and plums could give their lush green, matured abundance. Autumn, my preferred season, would make its brightly coloured offering. And dry, rustling foliages could deck our naked bodies in wintertime. The old walnut tree, the copper beech, the maple would provide variety. A handful of walnuts could adorn our leafy encompas as an extra feature. Only the two chestnut trees outside our home, sickly for years, would be forbidden to add their rust-afflicted foliage. I also requested there be no oak leaves.

At any rate, when the time comes we will rest from head to toe on leaves and be decked with leaves. At most our faces will be free, perhaps with rose petals on our closed eyes, a custom I witnessed during our stay in Calcutta: there I watched some young men trotting along, carrying the body of an old woman on a bamboo pallet to a cremation site on a tributary of the Ganges. Bright green leaves were pasted over her eyes.

In addition, my spouse chose not to forgo a shroud one she said she would sew herself.

That seemed preparation enough. Over the course of a day no longer ours, all would disintegrate, the box and its contents. Merely bones large and small, the rib and the skull might remain, unlike the bodies buried in the bog in Schleswig-Holstein , now placed on indicate under glass in the Schloss Gottorf Museum. Those bones turned soft; you could still insure tissue, skin and knotted hair, as well as bits of apparel, relics of a ghastly prehistoric age, of scientific value, eagerly tried as fodder for bog-bodies stories, like the one of a young girl whose face was covered with a strip of cloth in punishment for some inhumanity that could scarcely be imagined.

The skull, on the other hand, has always harboured a rich store of meanings, from the ingenious to the ludicrous. Piled high or fitted into walls, skulls rest in the vaults of monasteries. A skull adorns the pirates flag, serves as the logo of a football club. It signals a warn on cans of poisonous, explosive or flammable material and appears as a motif in the fine arts, in oil paintings and copper engraves like the one by Albrecht Drer proving Saint Jerome in his study. Withdrawn from all worldly concerns, he bends over his volumes, while the fleshless skull beside them reminds us of the transience of all living things, that from birth on, death is a resolved matter.

But we werent that far along yet, in spite of our increasing frailty. The planks for the boxes wed ordered could be cut to size, but a few questions were still in the air that were harder to answer: what carpenter would build a refuge for the wandering soul, whose existence we both desired and doubted? What facade would reach high enough for the climbing ivy of immortality? How might we be reborn, as worm, mushroom, or resistant bacteria? What other beings might inhabit the void?

In addition to ivy, we could expend a rampant afterlife as weeds no gardener could control. And what of beasts that sneak and fly? With Natures all-powerful assist, Ive always hoped to be reborn as a cuckoo, drawn to the nests of strangers. One year after another holds great promise. Even leaving God and his promises aside, suppositions remain that wont fit in our boxes. Only the transitory nature of their contents can be guaranteed: the inflexibility of the corpse; the greenish-blue discolouration of the scalp, gassy, bloated and soon bursting; the onset of mould and all the other signs of rotting; the worms.

Things we still need to think about the final topic: where should we be laid to rest? A good 30 years ago, when we were living in the city and first believed to be looking for a plot, I preferred the graveyard in Friedenau. But my wife had something against Berlin as our final station. In the end I did too, since soon after the wall fell, the citys claimed responsibility for the nations capital gave rise to too many shiny bubbles of loudmouthed boasting.

Having moved many times, we considered various cemeteries with Lbeck as a cosy backdrop but reached no decision. One near the railway station, where you could sense rows of graves hedged by boxwood trees, would have matched my endless yearn to traveling. But since we wished to be at rest, a doubled tomb in our garden, between the studio window of my workshop and the shed, with nothing but the woods beyond, would have been our predilection. But in spite of our countrys solemn canonisation of private property, burial on ones own land is forbidden by statute. Cremation remained the only way out, followed by a fake steal of the urns by our sons, so our ashes could eke out their shadowy existence behind the blackberry hedge or in the lilac bushes. But having no wish to deny the worms our mortal remains, we decided against ashes and agreed to talk with the pastor of Behlendorf about building the local village graveyard our final address. A meeting was easily arranged. The rector, who turned out to be quite affable, if somewhat overburdened by the spiritual welfare of his current souls, understood our aversion to resting among the rows of graves, since as individuals and newcomers “were in” unfamiliar with the neighbourly or familial entanglements of the villagers at rest there. Even our tactful suggestion that as gentiles we would feel out of place near the medieval outer wall of the chancel was, if not warmly received, at the least quietly accepted.

We finally settled on a tall, solitary tree off to one side. Beneath its spreading branches I paced out a rectangle the size of a quadruple plot. The rector told us that this was in an area bordering the cemetery, once a pastoral potato field, unused for some time now, lying fallow, so to speak, although at present it gleamed invitingly as a meadow.

During a pause in the conversation we pictured ourselves lying there, or as the survivor visiting the first to go. As decorative shrubbery I indicated herbs: marjoram, sage, thyme, parsley, anything used in the kitchen. On the eastern edge of the measured quadrilateral, an erratic boulder would serve as a gravestone. The stonemason would have the job of engraving our names and dates in cuneiform letters. No other inscription or cite, please. The boulder would have a broad base that asserted its weight without being overpowering.

I paced out the approximate size of the plot again, this time farther from the root system of the tree. Getting the church councils approving for what we wanted, the pastor assured us, would pose no difficulties.

When we got back home, “were in” a little tired. I treated myself to a coachmans glass of calvados. On the kitchen radio the evening news reported various crisis vying for the spotlight. According to the weather forecast, rainfall would continue in the south only. We didnt tell our dog about our successful search for a resting place.

One Saturday in mid-September, after the second pacemaker theyd implanted to be given my heart the help it needed, and my lungs began to repay me for decades of self-indulgence in handrolled cigarettes and well-stuffed pipes, “were in” relieved to insure the carpenter arrive with the boxes. Ready to employ. The looking of them, the bright timber, each with its own grain, set us in a good mood. Even Adomait, a serious man on principle, seemed satisfied, and confirmed his mood by attempting a smile.

We had cleared a temporary space for the boxes in the back of the cellar which is something we maintained our garden tools and deckchairs. Plastic covers would protect the boxes from flyspecks and mouse drops. Find them side by side like that reminded me of a special term for coffins from the old East German days: Erdmbel , earth furniture. The eight handles stands at precisely measured intervals. Although well seasoned, the wood reeked new. Without lids the interiors beckoned invitingly.

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Before leaving, Adomait did not rule out my now customary offer of a shot of plum brandy in festivity. On top of the bill, which was more than reasonable, he placed a clear bag of wooden dowels for the lids; he had drilled matching holes in the upper rims of the boxes. There were several extra dowels in the sack. As the carpenter had indicated, my wife stored them carefully in a drawer of her desk where, along with the usual odds and ends, she maintained our passports, the dogs vaccination credential and other important papers.

The very next Sunday, with no visitors scheduled, we removed the protective covers, as well as the lids lying loosely on top, took off our shoes, and lay down in the boxes. They were the right length and shoulder thicknes. We stimulated no comment, so solemn was the anticipation of our laying out.

How strange to hear one another exhaling. My wife helped me climb back away. When we had replaced the lids on the boxes, we spread the encompass over our final homes and devoted free rein to our thoughts, which remained, however, unspoken. Shortly afterward, my wife said she was sorry she hadnt taken a picture of me in the box; she would be sure to have her camera with her next time. You looked so content, she said.

Once marriage had our trial lie-in, as we called our visit to the cellar, life went on as usual. While my spouse was preparing supper two perch with coat potatoes I sat in front of the TV watching the usual Sunday evening world news with its images from around the globe. When I find the two fish lying side by side in the pan, with cucumber salad on the side, the comparing seemed so apt I couldnt help joking about it.

The boxes have been waiting ever since. From time to time we remind ourselves how beautiful “they il be”. Im too shy to ask my spouse if shes finished sewing her shroud. But I know well have plenty of foliages to clothe and cover us. They will always be available: freshly fresh in spring, lush green in summer, brightly coloured from October on, faded and brittle through the winter.

So let another year or two pass. Were not in any hurry. At the moment my pacemaker is doing its chore, as promised. Even the children and grandchildren, when they come by for a brief visit and bring up the deckchairs from the cellar on sunny days, have grown used to the sight of our master carpenters custom work.

Lately my wife has started storing dahlia tubers and other bloom bulbs in her box for the winter. Next March we hope we will plant them in the flower beds and cover them with fertilised clay from the garden.

Text and graphics copyright Steidl Verlag and Gnter& Ute Grass-Stiftung 2015, English translation copyright Breon Mitchell 2016. Of All That Ends is published on 1 December by Harvill Secker. To order a transcript for 10.65( RRP 12.99) going to see bookshop.theguardian.com or call 0330 333 6846. Free UK p& p over 10, online orders merely. Phone orders min p& p of 1.99.

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