Katy Perry’s Video For ‘Bon Apptit’ Is Here And It’s Seriously Cringeworthy

September 28, 2017

Oh, man.

Katy Perrys music video for Bon Apptit featuring Migos is finally here, people andI I merely have so many questions.

The song itself is already really sex, with lyrics that read,

Cause Im all that you want, boy
All that you can have, boy
Got me spread like a buffet
Bon apptit, baby
Appetite for seduction
Fresh out the oven
Melt in your mouth kind of lovin
Bon apptit, baby

So I guess the video had to live up to those expectations.

The video starts off with Katy in a nude bodysuit, laying in what looks like a bed covered in plastic. A team of chefs walk in and pierce the plastic, grab Katy and remove her from her packaging. This seriously reminds me of a baby being rent out of the womb or something.( Too graphic ?) OK, LETS MOVE ON.


Katy is then thrown into a big bed of flour.

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By now, we get the imagery that Katy is a piece of meat and the chefs areprepping her to be eaten.


The cooks start massaging Katy, stretching and turning her extremities in ways they DEF shouldnt be going.

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She also stimulates some creepy faces during this little montage that make me feel v frightened.


The next step in the cook process is plainly getting contained within vegetables.

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Mmmmm, fresh herbs!


Now, The most part! She slides off the chopping block into a frickin POT OF WATER.

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Im sweating just watching this happen.


She also gets her hair braiding chopped off for some reason.

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That intense scare, though


After shes cooked exhaustively, shes served to Migos in a strip club and miraculously was transformed into a dancer.

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Cool, cool, cooooool. Totally get it.


Finally, she makes this scary, scary face while preparing to eat the chefs that cooked her.

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Thanks for this imagery, Katy! Im gonna sleep great tonight.

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