27 Questions To Ask Yourself When You’re Wondering If He’s A Millennial

October 28, 2016

1. Is his Murray Hill apartment co-signed by his parents?

2. Do he have his parents credit card on him just in case?

3. Has he gushed about the new brunch place he just went to?

4. Was said brunch place actually an abandoned dumpster in a rat-infested alleyway behind a Whole Foods in Brooklyn?

5. But it had bottomless mimosas for $15, right?

6. And although he has just violently complained about how overpriced Whole Foods is, he still shops there?

7. How many Instagram adherents does he have? Is it style more than you think is possible to persons who says he writes for the internet?

8. Is he vocal about politics? Are you positive, after listening to him talking here politics, that he actually have no idea what the fuck going on here?

9. Is he drinking a smoothie juice?

10. Has he carried disdain in drinking any sort of milk that wasnt sourced from some kind of nut?

11. Is his iPhone 6 charger frayed at the end?

12. Does he even have an iPhone charger?

13. Did he invite you to go to a farmers marketplace?

14. Did he say he needed to buy some fenugreek seeds at said farmers marketplace?

15. Did he justify his need to go to the farmer’s marketplace because of all his very specific dietary regulations?

16. Are you confused how he can afford fancy seeds when he just told you that he actually doesn’t work in a physical office, but spends the working day in whatever artisanal coffee shop is closest to him( as long as there’s free wifi )?

17. Does he sometimes work from home and?

18. Is he boycotting Tv until coming through?

19. Has he checked the number of views on his Snapchat story?

20. Did he just slut-shame a Snapchat filter?

21. Did he mention that girls are hotter on Bumble than “theyre on” Tinder?

22. But he still utilizes both apps, right?

23. Has he told you cable television is dead?

24. But his parents still pay for his Hulu subscription?

25. Would he run into oncoming traffic for a selfie?

26. Has he verbally hashtagged something to you?

27. Has he denied adamantly that while he technically was born in the Millennial generation( 19822004 ), he is not a Millennial.

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