Kim Kardashian Just Broke The Internet With An Instagram Of Her Bare Ass
Hagita, Hagita, Hagita! AWOOOOooooOOOoooooOOOOooGA!
It’s barely 10 am on the east coast when I’m writing this, so admittedly, it’s still a little too early to be pelted with this level semi-NSFW Kim K, but whatever. My brain will adjust. It’s a real Great moments are born from great opportunity, and that’s what you have here tonight, boys scenario( Herb Brooks in Miracle) I’m dealing with here.
If you have an Instagram account “youre supposed to” do two things 😛 TAGEND
1) Follow one to six Kardashian-Jenner accounts.
2) Mindlessly scroll through your feed every morning while sitting on the toilet before brushing your teeth.
Yup, just like a weird golf dominatrix, I have you pretty much pegged to a tee.
All this entails is you were probably jolted awake this morning with the energy of a thousand lightning bolts after Kim K posted her crack all over your screen at 9:45 am.
We now know how Kim Kardashian takes her coffee — cream, sugar and a TON of butthole.
OK, this has to be up thereas one of the crazier things Kim has posted to Insta.
It stimulates this memorable post look like Dame Judi Dench playing shuffleboard with Betty White and a box of rice cakes.
Killin’ it, Kim. Perhaps wait until like 12:45 or 1 pm next time to post a shot like that, though? I don’t require that many neurons firing before I’ve had my first cup of coffee.
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