43 Signs You’re At The Peak Of Adulthood Before Even Turning 30

October 16, 2016

Obsessing over biding young foreveris childish. No decision, but why not grow up?

If you thought youreached adulthood somewhere between curfew-less campus life and graduation, suppose again. Life post-degree matureds you in ways you don’t recognize until you start asking cleaning dames the difference betweenmicrofibers and Swiffers.

That’s when you also realize you’re #adulting harder than AARP.

At this phase, you’ve done every conceivable adult thing short of a retirement program. That’s nothing to be ashamed of. Newsflash: You’re not washed up.

Be careful, your adult is reveal!

Here are the 43 signs you’ve reached peak adulthood in your 20 s. You’re probably more excited about growing old than you thought.

1. You stimulate your bed in the morning.

Behonest, you never did this before the age of 24.

2. You willfully look up new elaborated recipes.

Freshly steamed mussels, anyone?

3. You send iCal invites for meetings and casual lunch dates.

If it’s not scheduled, it didn’t happen.

4. You stimulate teeth whitening appointments.

You also floss regularly.

5. You give advice to underage drinkers.

You’veofficially become the wise elder.

6. Your notion of Sunday Funday is a journey to Home Depot to finish your DIY floating shelves.

You’ll be a Pinfluencer in no time.

7. You use coasters with enthusiasm.

Seriously, you go all Mommy Dearest about water rings on your new adult dining room table.

8. You negotiate your wage without anxiety.

F* ck unequal pay.

9. You have a first aid kit.

You’re basically a nurse.

10. You have enough Xanax andAmoxicillinto make a hospital jealous.

You can pretty much cure everything from the flu to a UTI.

11. You ultimately bought a damn Brita( and replacing filters ).

The perfect complement toyour Keurig.

12. You check your 401 k account balance.

Come on. The fact that you even have a 401 k is likely the most matured thing you’ve done since doing your own taxes.

14. You pay your bills with autopay.

What once scared you now gives you peace of mind.

15. You look at your bank account with pride after a night out.

It’s not overdrawn.

16. You schedule yourdoctor’s appointments without your mom’s constant reminders.

Hey , no one said being independent would be easy.

17. You actually geta fresh manicure before your fingernails chip.

Mature fingernails are never undone, ladies.

18. You do laundry route before you wear your last pair of panties.

And you’re too financially responsible to keep buying more.

19. You can’t remember the last timeyou blacked out.

Seriously, you can’t remember.

20. You’ll cook before you order from Seamless.

Healthy alternatives only.

21. You actually cook breakfast on weekends.

Before 10 am.

22. You use your ClassPass regularly.

What is life without spin?

23. You never have split ends.

You and your hairstylist are practically BFFs.

24. When you’re confused about life, you don’t call your parents.

Your trust your own thought process route more these days.

25. You spend less period on social media.

Why waste your primeyears tweeting?

26. You’re mature enough to dress appropriately for your shape.

You won’t be caught dead in a tween-sizedbaby tee.

27. You have actual dinnerware.

You have a grown-up apartment now.

28. You host a dinner partythat doesn’t objective in scattered Solo Cups and vom.

Even your apartment is #adulting at this point.

29. You rinse dishes before you run out of silverware.

No plastic ware!

30. You swapped your Seventeen magazine subscription for Forbes and Real Simple.

For your adult coffee table, of course.

31. You talk about condoms.

Raw or protected, you’re both already on the same page.

32. You’re brave enough to run red lights.

The last day of your period doesn’t halting the show.

33. You don’t need a guarantor for your apartment.

Nothing’s more light than financial independence.

34. You don’t run a day without poppin’ pills.

Ya know, like One A Day and such.

37. You actually go out to eat after a hookup.

Sushi after sexuality? Why, yes.

38. You have pajamas for every occasion.

A white tee just doesn’t cut it anymore.

39. Youhave a designated day of the week for cleaning your house.

All hail Clorox Wipes.

40. You send texts without consulting friends first.

You don’t always need your friends’ two pennies to stimulate dating decisions.

41. Skinprep before bed is a must.

Eye cream, anti-aging serums, etc.

42. You buy top shelf alcohol and don’t beverage it all in one day.

You’re no longer interested in get drunk in one sitting.

43. Your notion of an epicFriday night is hibernating under your covers.

It’s surely not going to the club in six-inch heels.

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